Parrot ho to aisa!!

A Gujju friend’s extended family owns a parrot. And now that they have gone vacationing in US, the parrot is with their relatives. But mind you, it’s no ordinary parrot. Why? Here’s why…

S: it's that parrot i was telling you about
it was SO huge... my god.
i was also scared to even touch teh cage
Me: c'mon...the parrot is not that big
S: parrot is going to be the focus and the center of the collage, with pics of cousin and her husband + her new baby + her in laws
it's a funny story.
Me: uh huh
its okk..
i dont wanna know
:P
S: aise kaise dont wanna know?
you will have to only know now
Me: su che su che starts playing in the backdrop...it's that bizzare
S: ha ha
the in laws, besotted by the parrot, view the parrot over webcam form US (where they're on a holiday) and the mother-in-law CRIES!
believe that.
Me: WTH!?
imagine if that parrot FLIES off!!!
kya PARROT ho jayega!
S: woh parrot is jaan se pyaara to in-laws. they spend so much on the special food and stuff. in fact, they've shopped for parrot-food form AMerica too!
Me: :P
S: actually parso he managed to get out of the cage and sat on it while my aunt was chatting away in the balcony.
Me: hawwwww!!!!!!
S: and then when she turned and realised what had happened, itni jor se chillaya ke neighbours dekhne aaye kya ho gaya!. not making up stuff, honest!
Me: she must have seen him, pressed the SOS button and shut off all windows!!!
like a security breach or soMething
S: she took a chaddar that was lying nearby and managed to grab the parrot and shove him back into the cage with the chaddar. crazy stuff.
Me: itna BP high..that too on a parrot
m telling u ...its apna page 1
if not ours, mid day to for sure le lega
S: ha ha! arre but those in-laws of her are crazy man... they take him out of the cage for a hot shower and stuff.
Me: HOT SHOWER!?
S: and eats dal-chaawal ONLY if it sihot, otherwise nahi khaata. beat that
Me: what's next?? pedicure-ing his nails!!???
S: and... he needs the fan on at all tiMes.
Me: dont tell Me they do THAT also....pls!
S: good idea. i should probably suggest that. or who knows... maybe they're doing it already!
honest
Me: u sud send Me a grab of the grandma crying after looking at the popat!!
i wanna tell my kids i have seen bizzare stuff
m telling u.... the popat besotted family is a story
in fact... we sud make an email forwrd thing... and send it to all journos... mid day Mein shaheen parker ya kisi aur ko mila naa....defintie page 1
S: haha
Me: we can include clips also
S: tv channel wale toh pagal hi ho jaayenge...
Me: so dadi crying.... he being given hot showers... US khana being fed to him
oh SHUCKS!!!
PYAAR PAYA POPAT NE!!!
oh oh...one more
S: the parrot, since he's under my aunt's care has shed two feathers haan. so she's kept them carefully, in case the in-laws want them!
Me: TOTA TERA HAI ALLAH!
S: NDTV Imagine wale toh swayamvar bhi karenge!
Me: i can imagine...thr will be a reception
the tota will be made to sit on a ghodi!!!
and there will be a baraat!!
BIZZARE!
S: headline: parrot caged, again
ha ha haha
Me: and then there will be pheras.... then they will put them in a cage..put a black cloth over it... suhaagraat hai naa :P
S: oh god!
Me: hahahahahahaha
btw...
what is his NAME!?
S: if this conversation ever gets leaked, they'll put us straight into the Mental hospital!
oh, you dont wanna know that
Me: arre...of course i want to
S: it's POPU
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
POPU??????
i m telling u... it might be a story
S: you wanna Meet popu?!!
Me: listen.... nothing ....and i Mean NOTHING can beat a family that gives hot showers to a parrot
S: hot showers, premium quality dry fruits... choicest of fruits... HOT lunch.. man!
Me: all for keeping quiet when ppl sleep...IMAGINE!
:p
S: and whistling when the father coMes back in the house :)
Me: waah!