Sorry Steve

Me: You know there’s this company called Apple. They…
Mom: Apple? Oh yea. I know Apple!
Me: You do? Really?
Mom: Yea. Last week, your dad got a shirt from them.
Me: Huh? They don’t make shirts!
Mom: Of course they do!
Me: NO THEY DON’T!
Mom: Wait! I will show you. There’s a label also on the collar.

digs the shirt out and shows the label. It reads….

Mom: Ohhh. It’s Tomato! Anyway, not much difference. Yea, so about Apple?
Me: *faints*

Anyway, aren't moms the best!? :)