CLASS APART!

This one just landed on the doorstep.

WANI classes, ladies and gentleman, fully air-conditioned. And here’s how they try to sell themselves:

WE GIVE GUARANTEE OF SATISFACTION
(Really now? ahem)

THEY SAY, only clever students are given admission. But…THE FACT IS DIFFERENT
(mind the caps)

Every day thorough learning
Every day deep study (deep study?)
Every day test (eww!)
Every day result (like duhh)
Every week progress card
Each moment filled with excitement (is this a movie?)
Competition, Competition and only Competition (not a good thing now, is it?)

An average student does not withstand

(No, this does not mean that an average student has no chance. They mean that you being an average student is no big deal)

At finally, the end

Request to visit once
(gujju style: aavjo haa?)