Following are two conversations that I heard on radio in the past two weeks. And I am STILL shocked that my supposedly innocent and music-centric FM channels have been airing something like this. It may not be THAT explicit, considering the amount of skin and sex-talk prevalent in media today, but I was still scandalized, perhaps because all of it was said by ‘normal’ and supposedly ‘genuine’ callers.
Conversation 1:
Main ek gaana dedicate karna chahta hoon apni wife ke liye. Main usse bahut pyaar karta hoon. In fact, jab bhi main nahane jaata hoon, main jaan bujhkar towel bahar chhod deta hoon. Aur mere bulane par, jab wo mujhe towel dene aati hai, main uska haath pakad kar use andar kheech leta hoon. Phir bas kya kahoon, wo, main, aur thanda paani, aur AAG LAG JAATI HAI! Yeh gana, oon mithe lamho ke liye.
(And the song begins)
Conversation 2:
(It was a wannabe version of Malishka’s Shendi wherein the RJ make an ass of someone you want. The difference being that in this case, one caller makes an ass of her boyfriend, on AIR)
*Tring Tring*
Guy: Hello.
Girl: Hello Jaanu, tumhe bahut miss kar rahi hoon.
Guy: (in a 'come to me baby' tone) Hmmm. Pata hai. Main bhi bahut miss kar raha hoon.
Girl: Accha listen, tum please mere saath dentist ke paas aaoge?
Guy: (concerned) Kyon?
Girl: Wo tumhara side wala daat (tooth) hai naa, wo Dracula jaisa, use blunt karwana hai.
Guy: KYAAA????
Girl: Please jaanu, jab bhi tum mujhe kaat-te ho naa, bahut dukhta hai. Remember last time, khoon bhi nikala tha?
Guy: (hesitates) Nahi, main nahi aaonga.
Girl: Please jaanu, tumko accha lagega kya mujhe itna dard hoga toh?
Guy: Arre nahi yaar, please.
Girl: Tumko pata hai naa, kitni problem hoti hai. Last time jab maine tumhe kaata tha aur gale par nishaan ho gaya tha, kitna difficult tha tumhare liye mom se chupana. Yaad hai? Similarly, meri mom ko pata chal gaya toh?
Guy: Thik hai naa. Waise bhi tum ghar pe batane se mana karti ho, mera nishaan hi hamare pyaar ka raaz khol dega.
Girl: Nahi na jaanu, please!
Guy: Nahi.
Girl: Please.
Guy: Nahi.
Girl: Pleaseeeeee.
The RJ interrupts. Everyone laughs. And while signing off:
Guy: Aree yaar, yeh kya majak hai.
Girl: Oh God! I think yeh to ab mera khoon kar dega!
RJ: Aree yaar, ab aur kitna khoon karega. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Conversation 1:
Main ek gaana dedicate karna chahta hoon apni wife ke liye. Main usse bahut pyaar karta hoon. In fact, jab bhi main nahane jaata hoon, main jaan bujhkar towel bahar chhod deta hoon. Aur mere bulane par, jab wo mujhe towel dene aati hai, main uska haath pakad kar use andar kheech leta hoon. Phir bas kya kahoon, wo, main, aur thanda paani, aur AAG LAG JAATI HAI! Yeh gana, oon mithe lamho ke liye.
(And the song begins)
Conversation 2:
(It was a wannabe version of Malishka’s Shendi wherein the RJ make an ass of someone you want. The difference being that in this case, one caller makes an ass of her boyfriend, on AIR)
*Tring Tring*
Guy: Hello.
Girl: Hello Jaanu, tumhe bahut miss kar rahi hoon.
Guy: (in a 'come to me baby' tone) Hmmm. Pata hai. Main bhi bahut miss kar raha hoon.
Girl: Accha listen, tum please mere saath dentist ke paas aaoge?
Guy: (concerned) Kyon?
Girl: Wo tumhara side wala daat (tooth) hai naa, wo Dracula jaisa, use blunt karwana hai.
Guy: KYAAA????
Girl: Please jaanu, jab bhi tum mujhe kaat-te ho naa, bahut dukhta hai. Remember last time, khoon bhi nikala tha?
Guy: (hesitates) Nahi, main nahi aaonga.
Girl: Please jaanu, tumko accha lagega kya mujhe itna dard hoga toh?
Guy: Arre nahi yaar, please.
Girl: Tumko pata hai naa, kitni problem hoti hai. Last time jab maine tumhe kaata tha aur gale par nishaan ho gaya tha, kitna difficult tha tumhare liye mom se chupana. Yaad hai? Similarly, meri mom ko pata chal gaya toh?
Guy: Thik hai naa. Waise bhi tum ghar pe batane se mana karti ho, mera nishaan hi hamare pyaar ka raaz khol dega.
Girl: Nahi na jaanu, please!
Guy: Nahi.
Girl: Please.
Guy: Nahi.
Girl: Pleaseeeeee.
The RJ interrupts. Everyone laughs. And while signing off:
Guy: Aree yaar, yeh kya majak hai.
Girl: Oh God! I think yeh to ab mera khoon kar dega!
RJ: Aree yaar, ab aur kitna khoon karega. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
…….I STILL don’t believe they were genuine callers. WTF!????
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