Station authority: Sorry to disappoint you ladies, but the loo is shut for the day.
Ladies: But then why is the men’s loo open?
Station authority: Well, because it doesn’t have a door at the first place.
It’s a well-known fact that for men, the world is the loo. We can do it anywhere anytime. All that’s required is a full bladder and an inviting corner. True, women have it far more difficult.