BOSS bhi kijiye!

I love office parties. Why? Cause what can never happen in office happens at office parties. Something like this:

Office party. Great music. Two vodkas down. High spirits. You run into your boss AND the big boss. They are dancing. Everyone is dancing. You start dancing too. With them. Barely five seconds into the jig, the music changes. You slow down. Your boss slows down. Which song, which song? And suddenly, the loudspeaker screams.

HAI PURA KA PURA, MIND FUCK YAAR. TERA EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR!!!!!

You look at your boss. Your boss looks at the big boss. Everyone knows what everyone is thinking.

And then you DANCE!

HAA!